[enter awesomeness birthday greeting here]

i'll use up my life savings to buy you ten kindles.
i'll take care of your kids on your birthday.
i'll say all the pretty things you wanna hear.
yes, you look like drew barrymore on a good day
and you're as skinny as posh.

i'll bake you a cake and buy you flowers,
i know how much you love flowers.
i'll slather you with lotion after you have your bath and do your make up and tell you to comb your hair
just like the old days.
help you choose your birthday outfit
and say all the pretty things you wanna hear.
yes, that color looks good on you
and you are super glowing like a movie star.
and yes, you are as skinny as posh,
happy birthday sissy sister dearest!
and i love you!
i'd probably do just one here.